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Monday, March 21, 2011

Zombie Warning & Zombie Kill Team Are Here to Protect Us

   

Claiming to be the"number one zombie attack warning system online", ZombieWarning.com's open source reporting system and tracker aims to keep you informed, safe, and uneaten in the event of the Zombieocalypse. Zombie Warning levels range from Low to ATTACK!!! so you can remain ever vigilant in the battle against the undead. Bookmark this page, follow them on Twitter or Facebook.

Zombie Warning Level is LOW.
Current level  
"We started ZombieWarning.com in 2010 because we knew there was a lack of an international warning system to warn you and your loved ones of a zombie attack.  We have the knowledge and the skill needed to predict and identify all types of zombie attacks and we are offering this service free to everyone.  You can sleep safely at night knowing we are watching out for you and your loved ones." [from ZombieWarning.com]


Once the Zombieocalypse occurs, count on the Zombie Kill Team to eradicate those that feast on flesh swiftly and with no mercy. With a strict vetting process for members of the ZKT and the motto "Never Leave a Zombie Alive", you and your loved ones can feel secure knowing that the zombie menace will soon be over.

*Note: While these companies may be excellent tools for the identification, tracking, and eradication of a zombie attack, please remember that preparation is still your most useful defense against the walking dead. Stay safe. 

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